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Welcome to tonight’s edition of THINGS THAT ANNOY ME!
There are so many!  But honestly, most of the things that annoy me are so petty that they don’t really deserve mentioning.  Or worse, I’ve just already whined about them too much.  Like this picture, which someone stole, cut off the watermark and reblogged.  The original has 62 notes and the stolen one has 1,239.  Worse, that’s far and away more than any of our posts.  
But, hope springs eternal, as this video is closing in fast.  Of course, it’s also the source of some of those minor annoyances, mostly in the form of captions added to reblogs.  Someone claimed the LGS only tried when the camera was out (perhaps they were watching another video? perhaps they’ve been hit in the head a lot?).  A couple others got pedantic about flogger technique, because I got on the internet so other people could tell me how to have sex (perhaps they’ve just never had/given a good blowjob?)
But life, as it so often does, came along and reminded me what’s worth getting annoyed at.  The little petty douchebaggery just fades into insignificance when faced with someone turning a picture of the LGS INTO A SLAVERY REFERENCE.  
Massive face-palm.  Jesusmotherfuckingchrist. Why people, why?
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Welcome to tonight’s edition of THINGS THAT ANNOY ME!


There are so many!  But honestly, most of the things that annoy me are so petty that they don’t really deserve mentioning.  Or worse, I’ve just already whined about them too much.  Like this picture, which someone stole, cut off the watermark and reblogged.  The original has 62 notes and the stolen one has 1,239.  Worse, that’s far and away more than any of our posts.  

But, hope springs eternal, as this video is closing in fast.  Of course, it’s also the source of some of those minor annoyances, mostly in the form of captions added to reblogs.  Someone claimed the LGS only tried when the camera was out (perhaps they were watching another video? perhaps they’ve been hit in the head a lot?).  A couple others got pedantic about flogger technique, because I got on the internet so other people could tell me how to have sex (perhaps they’ve just never had/given a good blowjob?)

But life, as it so often does, came along and reminded me what’s worth getting annoyed at.  The little petty douchebaggery just fades into insignificance when faced with someone turning a picture of the LGS INTO A SLAVERY REFERENCE.  

Massive face-palm.  Jesusmotherfuckingchrist. Why people, why?

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  1. mywifetheslut said: Had the same thing happen with one of my images. I emailed the bitch that stole the image, but she never emailed back. When I looked a long while later, she had deleted her tumblr. Goodbye and good riddance.
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  3. devastatorthecarnivore said: You can report that person who stole the photo. If its even worth the time.
  4. morethanithurtsme said: That first picture I blogged or reblogged once but I had no idea it was yours. My apologies.
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I'll lay still, lashed to the bed while you use my body.

I'll incite your rage and feel the consequences of my actions, taken out on me in blows and asphyxiation.

The bruises you leave behind will be your trophies, and my treasures.

So the consensus opinion is that this blog is confusing. There are a couple reasons for this. First, our lives are a little confusing. Second, we’re both massively paranoid, but also a blabbermouths and exhibitionists. It gets a little bipolar. Right now the blog is a little kinked (past participle, past tense of kink).

The original biography tagline for this tumblr, still above, came from an email the original BMCMFM Girl sent to me, and it still works pretty well as an introduction to this blog. She was prompted to write it by We talked for the very first time this night and it lead to belt this one.
We spent about a year documenting our sex life on here, then we went our separate ways. .

Since then I’ve had lots of fun and, when appropriate, documented it here, but now this has gone back to being a two-person blog, with the LGS playing the role of “person who gets beaten, choked, and fucked.” Originally this space was all about marked up bodies, sexual objectification and rape fantasies. Today it’s still all that, but also a sex-positive, black feminist, righteous twerking porn blog, for people who like rough sex. If you’re curious about the other random stuff bmcmfm guy has gotten up to, and you’re too lazy to just trawl through the archives you can take a look here.

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